Benedikt SebastianWhat we talk about when we don’t talk about Covid.“Can we please not talk about Covid, it is twenty two already. We’ve talked about the Rona for two fucking years.” Or something along those…Jan 31, 2022Jan 31, 2022
Benedikt SebastianThe Weekly Update 006In Thousand Oaks a large group of Carolers protested the Stay-At-Home Order Extension. They pulled out all the bells and whistles as they…Dec 28, 2020Dec 28, 2020
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Benedikt SebastianThe Weekly Update — 005A New Jersey school board member resigned after she left her Zoom on while going to the bathroom in a public meeting attended by 150…Dec 2, 2020Dec 2, 2020
Benedikt SebastianThe Weekly Update — 004China used a secret microwave pulse weapon to cook Indian soldiers alive. Apparently they were trying out a new curry recipe.Nov 24, 2020Nov 24, 2020
Benedikt SebastianThe Weekly Update — 003CNN News Anchor Anderson Cooper called Trump “an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun. Cooper later released a statement…Nov 17, 2020Nov 17, 2020
Benedikt SebastianMonologue 002A kayaking couple was almost swallowed whole after they were scooped up in the jaws of a whale before it spat them out. When asked the…Nov 8, 2020Nov 8, 2020
Benedikt SebastianMonologue 01Sex cult leader, Keith Raniere was sentenced to 120 years in prison. Harvey Weinstein has already optioned his life story, with Bill Cosby…Nov 5, 2020Nov 5, 2020
Benedikt SebastianHard Drugs. Weird Shit.Oregon could become 1st US state to decriminalize hard drugs…Oct 31, 2020Oct 31, 2020