Feb 17, 2022Member-onlyLet’s Talk TrashLet’s face it, humans suck. We’re the scum of this universe. Entitled earthlings who think some celestial being put us on this gigantic floating rock, for a higher purpose. We’ve been trying to figure that out ever since we made our first fire, cooked our first T-Rex, T-bone steak and…Trash4 min readTrash4 min read
Jan 31, 2022Member-onlyWhat we talk about when we don’t talk about Covid.“Can we please not talk about Covid, it is twenty two already. We’ve talked about the Rona for two fucking years.” Or something along those lines smashes into conversations at every get-together at roundabout forty minutes. Give or take. Some chat superman (or woman) always brings it up, usually very…Talks4 min readTalks4 min read
Dec 28, 2020Member-onlyThe Weekly Update 006In Thousand Oaks a large group of Carolers protested the Stay-At-Home Order Extension. They pulled out all the bells and whistles as they prepared to sang their swan song. An LA County Sheriff’s Dept Deputy, had sex at universal studios, with his mic on. Apparently he was testing out a…Comedy2 min readComedy2 min read
Dec 21, 2020Member-onlyBE (A BETTER) YOUTwelve traits that’ll make you an authentic, better person. In an increasingly busy and demanding world where we often feel disconnected, it is becoming more and more important to check in with ourselves and our relationship to others and the world around us. We can change the world through little acts of kindness, which have the potential to become…Motivation5 min readMotivation5 min read
Dec 2, 2020Member-onlyThe Weekly Update — 005A New Jersey school board member resigned after she left her Zoom on while going to the bathroom in a public meeting attended by 150 people. It appears she was trying to flush her career down the toilet A BA stewardess is selling sex between flights and even offers clients…Comedy2 min readComedy2 min read
Nov 24, 2020Member-onlyThe Weekly Update — 004China used a secret microwave pulse weapon to cook Indian soldiers alive. Apparently they were trying out a new curry recipe. Pope Francis’ Instagram account supposedly “liked” a bikini model’s photo. …Comedy2 min readComedy2 min read
Nov 17, 2020Member-onlyThe Weekly Update — 003CNN News Anchor Anderson Cooper called Trump “an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun. Cooper later released a statement where he apologized for hurting the feelings of turtles everywhere. The fire department responded to smoke at the home of actor Denzel Washington. …Comedy2 min readComedy2 min read
Nov 8, 2020Member-onlyThe Weekly Update — 002A kayaking couple was almost swallowed whole after they were scooped up in the jaws of a whale before it spat them out. When asked the couple responded; “It was a breach of our personal space, we had a whale of a time until that point, kayaking blows.” Edward Snowden…Comedy2 min readComedy2 min read
Nov 5, 2020Member-onlyThe Weekly Update — 001Sex cult leader, Keith Raniere was sentenced to 120 years in prison. Harvey Weinstein has already optioned his life story, with Bill Cosby said to star. At least two fires are burning in Southern California and more than 90,000 homes have been evacuated. …News2 min readNews2 min read
Oct 31, 2020Member-onlyHard Drugs. Weird Shit.Oregon could become 1st US state to decriminalize hard drugs…1 min read1 min read
