The Weekly Update — 002

  1. A kayaking couple was almost swallowed whole after they were scooped up in the jaws of a whale before it spat them out.
    When asked the couple responded; “It was a breach of our personal space, we had a whale of a time until that point, kayaking blows.”
  2. Edward Snowden plans to apply for Russian citizenship.
    He also emailed his resume to the KGB.
  3. Lori Loughlin is a ‘wreck’ in prison.
    So is every…



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Benedikt Sebastian

Benedikt Sebastian


Multidisciplinary creative and polymath, Benedikt Sebastian is a storyteller and comedian who creates for multiple mediums.