The Weekly Update — 002

Update
  1. A kayaking couple was almost swallowed whole after they were scooped up in the jaws of a whale before it spat them out.
    When asked the couple responded; “It was a breach of our personal space, we had a whale of a time until that point, kayaking blows.”
  2. Edward Snowden plans to apply for Russian citizenship.
    He also emailed his resume to the KGB.
  3. Lori Loughlin is a ‘wreck’ in prison.
    So is every…

--

--

--

Multidisciplinary creative and polymath, Benedikt Sebastian is a storyteller and comedian who creates for multiple mediums.

Love podcasts or audiobooks? Learn on the go with our new app.

Recommended from Medium

The Commuter Chronicles

Unjust Comparison

Dirty Dealer by Kacey Shea: Release Blitz

Oh, Won’t You Be My Fantasy?

“INSPIRATION” Available At Wall Mart Store

How to Make Friends Online

Every Day is Hug a Student Day

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Benedikt Sebastian

Benedikt Sebastian

Multidisciplinary creative and polymath, Benedikt Sebastian is a storyteller and comedian who creates for multiple mediums.

More from Medium

Screen Time Limitations Include their Own Limits!

#VoicesofWomen: Keep Learning Stay Happy, writes Harini Srivastava, in her winning entry at VOW.

I Ran Into my Ex Today

I Want to Be Bored Again — Confessions of a Screen Addict