The Weekly Update — 002
- A kayaking couple was almost swallowed whole after they were scooped up in the jaws of a whale before it spat them out.
When asked the couple responded; “It was a breach of our personal space, we had a whale of a time until that point, kayaking blows.”
- Edward Snowden plans to apply for Russian citizenship.
He also emailed his resume to the KGB.
- Lori Loughlin is a ‘wreck’ in prison.
So is every…