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The Weekly Update — 001
Nov 5, 2020
- Sex cult leader, Keith Raniere was sentenced to 120 years in prison.
Harvey Weinstein has already optioned his life story, with Bill Cosby said to star. - At least two fires are burning in Southern California and more than 90,000 homes have been evacuated.
I know what you’re all thinking… It’s a buyer’s market. - A New York City man fell through a sidewalk sinkhole into a pit of rats.
Because in New York, it’s not enough to simply have empty sinkholes. - A Teen girl was killed in a shooting in Houston over social media beef.
In keeping with tradition, PETA and Vegans now call for a ban on social media beef. - Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti cuts ties with aide who was accused of sexual harassment…
In a press conference later, Garcetti was seen, still wearing the top half of his tie. - Mel B ‘files court documents asking ex Eddie Murphy to pay more child support.
Apparently she can’t survive on $200 000 a month. - Americans may add five times more plastic to the ocean than initially thought.
Because anything the rest of the world does, we can do better! - Kim Kardashian dresses up as Carole Baskin for Halloween.
Kanye dresses up as another alleged killer OJ. - McDonald’s Is Bringing Back the McRib This December.
Because if Corona doesn’t kill you, cholesterol will. - A Scottish soccer match was ruined when an AI-controlled camera mistook a referee’s bald head for a ball.
Apparently he was trying to keep his head in the game.
