The Weekly Update — 003
- CNN News Anchor Anderson Cooper called Trump “an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun.
Cooper later released a statement where he apologized for hurting the feelings of turtles everywhere.
- The fire department responded to smoke at the home of actor Denzel Washington.
They thought he was a Man on Fire.
- Megan fox is all smiles on an outing with her boyfriend.
In other news: Biden was…