The Weekly Update — 003

Benedikt Sebastian
2 min readNov 17, 2020
News. News. News.
  1. CNN News Anchor Anderson Cooper called Trump “an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun.
    Cooper later released a statement where he apologized for hurting the feelings of turtles everywhere.
  2. The fire department responded to smoke at the home of actor Denzel Washington.
    They thought he was a Man on Fire.
  3. Megan fox is all smiles on an outing with her boyfriend.
    In other news: Biden was…
Benedikt Sebastian

Multidisciplinary creative and polymath, Benedikt Sebastian is a storyteller and comedian who creates for multiple mediums.