The Weekly Update — 004
2 min readNov 24, 2020
- China used a secret microwave pulse weapon to cook Indian soldiers alive.
Apparently they were trying out a new curry recipe. - Pope Francis’ Instagram account supposedly “liked” a bikini model’s photo.
The Catholic church issued an apology saying it was a mistake, he was trying to like her little brother’s photo. - The Makers of grow-your-own human steaks say the meal kit is not ‘technically’ cannibalism, because you’re eating “yourself.”
Does that mean every family member has to grow their own steak? What if I wanna have a buffet? What happens when I go to the Kylie Jenner’s house and I don’t wanna eat Genetically Modified Food? - Dodgers Stadium is said to host a drive-through holiday festival at the stadium.
For $150 fans can drive in a convoy of cars, for hours, buying hot dogs and cool drinks. - Canada Is Allowing People With Depression to Do Psychedelic Mushrooms.
Who knew speaking to fairies and running naked in the snow could cure depression. - Twitter debuts FLEETS, where tweets disappear after 24 hours.
An exciting new development for Republicans, terrorists and Kevin hart. - Guitar Center is filing for bankruptcy.
This is after an unsuccessful marketing strategy to sell air guitars during the pandemic led to a massive stockpile. A spokesperson for the company said all the…
