The Weekly Update — 004

Benedikt Sebastian
2 min readNov 24, 2020
Weekly Update!
  1. China used a secret microwave pulse weapon to cook Indian soldiers alive.
    Apparently they were trying out a new curry recipe.
  2. Pope Francis’ Instagram account supposedly “liked” a bikini model’s photo.
    The Catholic church issued an apology saying it was a mistake, he was trying to like her little brother’s photo.
  3. The Makers of grow-your-own human steaks say the meal kit is not ‘technically’
Benedikt Sebastian

Multidisciplinary creative and polymath, Benedikt Sebastian is a storyteller and comedian who creates for multiple mediums.