The Weekly Update — 004
- China used a secret microwave pulse weapon to cook Indian soldiers alive.
Apparently they were trying out a new curry recipe.
- Pope Francis’ Instagram account supposedly “liked” a bikini model’s photo.
The Catholic church issued an apology saying it was a mistake, he was trying to like her little brother’s photo.
- The Makers of grow-your-own human steaks say the meal kit is not ‘technically’…