The Weekly Update — 005

Benedikt Sebastian
2 min readDec 2, 2020
Hello World!
  1. A New Jersey school board member resigned after she left her Zoom on while going to the bathroom in a public meeting attended by 150 people.
    It appears she was trying to flush her career down the toilet
  2. A BA stewardess is selling sex between flights and even offers clients on-board experience. Come on, everyone deserves an opportunity at the mile-high-club.
  3. Dead mink infected with a mutated form
Benedikt Sebastian

Multidisciplinary creative and polymath, Benedikt Sebastian is a storyteller and comedian who creates for multiple mediums.