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Benedikt Sebastian

Benedikt Sebastian

Let’s Talk Trash

Let’s face it, humans suck.

Feb 17, 2022

Let’s Talk Trash

Feb 17, 2022

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What we talk about when we don’t talk about Covid.

“Can we please not talk about Covid, it is twenty two already. We’ve talked about the Rona for two fucking years.” Or something along those…

Jan 31, 2022

What we talk about when we don’t talk about Covid.

Jan 31, 2022

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The Weekly Update 006

In Thousand Oaks a large group of Carolers protested the Stay-At-Home Order Extension. They pulled out all the bells and whistles as they…

Dec 28, 2020

The Weekly Update 006

Dec 28, 2020

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BE (A BETTER) YOU

Twelve traits that’ll make you an authentic, better person.

Dec 21, 2020

BE (A BETTER) YOU

Dec 21, 2020

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The Weekly Update — 005

A New Jersey school board member resigned after she left her Zoom on while going to the bathroom in a public meeting attended by 150…

Dec 2, 2020

The Weekly Update — 005

Dec 2, 2020

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The Weekly Update — 004

China used a secret microwave pulse weapon to cook Indian soldiers alive. Apparently they were trying out a new curry recipe.

Nov 24, 2020

The Weekly Update — 004

Nov 24, 2020

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The Weekly Update — 003

CNN News Anchor Anderson Cooper called Trump “an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun. Cooper later released a statement…

Nov 17, 2020

The Weekly Update — 003

Nov 17, 2020

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Monologue 002

A kayaking couple was almost swallowed whole after they were scooped up in the jaws of a whale before it spat them out. When asked the…

Nov 8, 2020

Monologue 002

Nov 8, 2020

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Monologue 01

Sex cult leader, Keith Raniere was sentenced to 120 years in prison. Harvey Weinstein has already optioned his life story, with Bill Cosby…

Nov 5, 2020

Monologue 01

Nov 5, 2020

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Hard Drugs. Weird Shit.

Oregon could become 1st US state to decriminalize hard drugs…

Oct 31, 2020

Hard Drugs. Weird Shit.

Oct 31, 2020

Benedikt Sebastian

Benedikt Sebastian

Multidisciplinary creative and polymath, Benedikt Sebastian is a storyteller and comedian who creates for multiple mediums.

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