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  1. In Thousand Oaks a large group of Carolers protested the Stay-At-Home Order Extension. They pulled out all the bells and whistles as they prepared to sang their swan song.


Twelve traits that’ll make you an authentic, better person.

In an increasingly busy and demanding world where we often feel disconnected, it is becoming more and more important to check in with ourselves and our relationship to others and the world around us.

We can change the world through little acts of kindness, which have the potential to become…

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  1. A New Jersey school board member resigned after she left her Zoom on while going to the bathroom in a public meeting attended by 150 people.
    It appears she was trying to flush her career down the toilet

Weekly Update!
  1. China used a secret microwave pulse weapon to cook Indian soldiers alive.
    Apparently they were trying out a new curry recipe.

News. News. News.
  1. CNN News Anchor Anderson Cooper called Trump “an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun.
    Cooper later released a statement where he apologized for hurting the feelings of turtles everywhere.

  1. A kayaking couple was almost swallowed whole after they were scooped up in the jaws of a whale before it spat them out.
    When asked the couple responded; “It was a breach of our personal space, we had a whale of a time until that point, kayaking blows.”

  1. Sex cult leader, Keith Raniere was sentenced to 120 years in prison.
    Harvey Weinstein has already optioned his life story, with Bill Cosby said to star.

Sticky notes were something I looked down on but secretly revered.

I’d see them stuck in books or in the files of people I admired. I never used them. For some strange reason they never appealed to me outside of this weird attraction that I associated to them because of…

Benedikt Sebastian

Multidisciplinary creative and polymath, Benedikt Sebastian is a storyteller and comedian who creates for multiple mediums.

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