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  1. In Thousand Oaks a large group of Carolers protested the Stay-At-Home Order Extension. They pulled out all the bells and whistles as they prepared to sang their swan song.
  2. An LA County Sheriff’s Dept Deputy, had sex at universal studios, with his mic on. Apparently he was testing out a new ride. She said, she had had better rides in her life.
  3. Ex Hillsong members claimed the church is a cult and that they demanded slave labor. A cult exploiting people in the name of a higher purpose… What else is new?
  4. A rare 18th century violin was stolen from…


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Twelve traits that’ll make you an authentic, better person.

In an increasingly busy and demanding world where we often feel disconnected, it is becoming more and more important to check in with ourselves and our relationship to others and the world around us.

We can change the world through little acts of kindness, which have the potential to become unstoppable forces.

We can do this by working on ourselves.

Incorporating the following twelve traits into your daily routine will help you be a kinder, gentler you, that will have a huge impact on society.

1. Be Kind

“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.”


Hello World!
  1. A New Jersey school board member resigned after she left her Zoom on while going to the bathroom in a public meeting attended by 150 people.
    It appears she was trying to flush her career down the toilet
  2. A BA stewardess is selling sex between flights and even offers clients on-board experience. Come on, everyone deserves an opportunity at the mile-high-club.
  3. Dead mink infected with a mutated form of COVID-19 are rising from their graves.
    Because, you know… 2020
  4. They finally revealed Baby Yoda’s real name: Grogu.
    Critics hate it it. …

Weekly Update!
  1. China used a secret microwave pulse weapon to cook Indian soldiers alive.
    Apparently they were trying out a new curry recipe.
  2. Pope Francis’ Instagram account supposedly “liked” a bikini model’s photo.
    The Catholic church issued an apology saying it was a mistake, he was trying to like her little brother’s photo.
  3. The Makers of grow-your-own human steaks say the meal kit is not ‘technically’ cannibalism, because you’re eating “yourself.”
    Does that mean every family member has to grow their own steak? What if I wanna have a buffet? …


News. News. News.
  1. CNN News Anchor Anderson Cooper called Trump “an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun.
    Cooper later released a statement where he apologized for hurting the feelings of turtles everywhere.
  2. The fire department responded to smoke at the home of actor Denzel Washington.
    They thought he was a Man on Fire.
  3. Megan fox is all smiles on an outing with her boyfriend.
    In other news: Biden was announced as president elect. The USA has reached more than eleven million covid cases and they found a hell planet.
  4. Ivana Trump’s response to Ex-Hubby Donald losing to Biden: “I…


Update
  1. A kayaking couple was almost swallowed whole after they were scooped up in the jaws of a whale before it spat them out.
    When asked the couple responded; “It was a breach of our personal space, we had a whale of a time until that point, kayaking blows.”
  2. Edward Snowden plans to apply for Russian citizenship.
    He also emailed his resume to the KGB.
  3. Lori Loughlin is a ‘wreck’ in prison.
    So is every other guilty person when they’re incarcerated.
  4. Oregon becomes the first state to decriminalize hard drugs like heroin and cocaine. …

  1. Sex cult leader, Keith Raniere was sentenced to 120 years in prison.
    Harvey Weinstein has already optioned his life story, with Bill Cosby said to star.
  2. At least two fires are burning in Southern California and more than 90,000 homes have been evacuated.
    I know what you’re all thinking… It’s a buyer’s market.
  3. A New York City man fell through a sidewalk sinkhole into a pit of rats.
    Because in New York, it’s not enough to simply have empty sinkholes.
  4. A Teen girl was killed in a shooting in Houston over social media beef. …

Sticky notes were something I looked down on but secretly revered.

I’d see them stuck in books or in the files of people I admired. I never used them. For some strange reason they never appealed to me outside of this weird attraction that I associated to them because of the person who used them. They were kind of puzzling.

To me they seemed otherworldly and pointless, too neon, too bright, not traditional, not essential. …

Benedikt Sebastian

Multidisciplinary creative and polymath, Benedikt Sebastian is a storyteller and comedian who creates for multiple mediums.

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